Mar 162011
 

I Am Not A Serial Killer

Dan Wells

Publisher: Tom Doherty Associates, LLC

Published: April 2010

Hardcover: 271 pages

ISBN: 978-0-7653-2247-0

FTC FYI: I borrowed from the library

Mr. Monster

Dan Wells

Publisher: Tom Doherty Associates, LLC

Published: October 2010

Paperback: 287 pages

ISBN: 978-0-7653-2790-1

FYC FYI: Borrowed from the library

This review of mine will in no way replace Hillary’s brilliant review from last year. I just wanted to let people know what I thought. I had been scared to read these books for awhile. I even told the author that when I met him last year. But with Mr. Monster up for a Whitney this year, I knew it was time to break down and read them. I read them both in just a couple days. Yes, they are scary, gory, and disturbing. That being said, they are also fascinating and very well written. I am shocked to say that I am looking forward to book three, I Don’t Want to Kill You, which comes out March 29, 2011.

In I Am Not A Serial Killer, we meet John Wayne Cleaver, a 15 years old who lives above a mortuary, who is obsessed with serial killers, dead bodies, and fires.  Oh, and is also a sociopath. John works at the mortuary with mother and aunt Margaret.  He even ties serial killers into reports he writes for school about “historical events”.  Because of one of those reports, he is sent to Dr. Neblin, a physciatrist .  John goes every week to his appointments and tell Dr. Neblin about his rules.

  1. I will not hurt animals
  2. I will not burn things
  3. When I think bad thought about someone, I will push the thoughts away and say something nice about that person
  4. I will not call people “it”
  5. If I start to follow someone, I will ignore them as much as possible for a full week
  6. I will not threaten people, even implicitly
  7. If people threaten me, I will leave the situation

Things in town start to get exciting for John, dead bodies show up around town with pieces missing.  He is even more excited when they come to the mortuary.  Don’t get me wrong, John has issues.  Serious issues.  But, he really doesn’t want to hurt anyone.  He finds things out about the murderer, and oh boy, hold on for a nail biting, crazy ride.

POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT:

I really liked what the author does with killer.  Instead of making the killer life-like, he goes a different way and I was really relieved about that.  I know relieved is a weird word, but it was nice to not have the killer too real.

As for Mr. Monster, I can’t give too many details about this book because it will give too much away.  This is one is just as scary, and even more murderous.  Just as well written as the first.

I Am Not a Serial Killer tied for Best Novel at the 2009 Whitney Awards.

4/5 stars for both.

Dec 312010
 

After I was asked to make a top ten list of my favorite reads of 2010 I floundered a bit. I happily made my goal of reading 100 books in 2010. This also left me in a bind, knowing I had 100 books to choose from. I agree with Mindy, it is like asking who is your favorite child or friend.

I also have a hard time with only picking 10 so I picked my top 12 and then continued with books that I would include in my top 20. I know, I am shamelessly changing the rules here.

These are my picks in no particular order:

1. The Healing Spell by Kimberley Griffiths Little

To say that this book enchanted me, it is not just a play on words of the title. There truly was something magical about the way that Kimberley writes. I was pulled into the story from the beginning and didn’t leave the bayou until the last page. This book has stayed with me the past month since I read it. I have remembered the colorful details and rich characters. I borrowed this book from the library, but this is one book I will be purchasing for my own collection.

2. Cross My Heart by Julie Wright

This book made me laugh so hard. I loved the main character and how many strange things happened to her. (Sadly she reminded me of myself and how “things” just seem to happen to me while around men.) I loved her weird mother. The best part was the love triangle, which was more like a square. This is such a feel good book. I will be reading it again soon.

3. A Time To Die by Jeff Savage

I waited so long for this sequel in the Shandra Covington series and I was not disappointed at all. I also feel like it was the best book yet in the series. This was another book that I picked up and could not put down. I really loved the ending! I also loved the fact that Bobby is not left in perilous circumstances at the end of this book.

4. Seventh Earth by Richard Bradford

This is such an outstanding sci-fi/fantasy book.

If you are a fan of this genre you MUST read it! Richard is a great writer and I had a hard time putting the book down. I can’t wait for the sequel. It has a great storyline and it is amazing that this is Richard’s first book. He writes like a Pro!

5. I Am Not A Serial Killer and Mr. Monster by Dan Wells

There is something about these books that are so compelling. You get sucked in and are hooked until the end. I really love how you are kept guessing until the very end. In a strange way, you are cheering for John even if he has a very wacked out mind.

6. Hotel On The Corner of Bitter and Sweet by Jamie Ford

This book won the Whitney Award in the General Fiction Category of this past year’s Whitney Awards. It is a story that takes place during WW2 in California. The main character is a young Chinese boy who befriends a young Japanese girl. It shows the turmoil of that time. This story stays with you. This is a good read for book clubs.

7. Courting Miss Lancaster by Sarah M. Eden

It seems like everyone has loved this book. It is such a sweet romance that just makes you sigh. Sarah is one of the best Regency romance writers today. Sarah’s newest book was recently released. It will definitely be on next years reading list.

8. Becoming Kate by Dixie Owens

I was right in the middle of six other books when I received this book. I picked it up to read the first chapter and never put it down until I was done. This book is so thought provoking. It deals with the idea of a brain transplant and if feelings and memories would survive from the donor. It brings up so many questions in your own mind. Dixie does a great job of showing one woman’s story and how resolution comes to this character.

9. Blink of An Eye by Gregg Luke

Gregg Luke’s books keep me on the edge. This one did not disappoint. Even though it was slightly different from his others, he delved more into his main character and his past. It has a great mystery that you search for the answer right along with the main character. I loved this one a lot!

10. The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society by Mary Ann Shaffer and Annie Barrows

I just reviewed this book on my personal book review blog. I explained there why it took so long for me to get this book read. Once I got over the problem I had, I ended up really liking this book. Other readers have told me they had the same problem. They now are going to try reading this again after I shared my secret. Let’s just say you will not be sorry for taking the time to read this novel.

11. The Sapphire Flute by Karen Hoover

Excellent debut from first time author Karen Hoover. This fantasy book has everything. The thing that female readers will love, is that the main characters are female. But, this is not just a book for females. There is so much action that males readers will also like this book. This is the first book in a long series. I have heard bits and pieces about the next book and I can’t wait to read it.

12. Divine Intervention: A Story of Faith and Miracles by Helen and Randy Hall

If you notice, this is the only non-fiction book that made my top 10 (12) list. This personal account almost reads like a novel. It leaves you on the edge of your seat. At the same time, you left with such gratitude for life and the miracles that can and do happen. I highly suggest that you read this book. The Hall’s story is one that should be read by everyone.

My Honrable Mentions, that are in my top 20 books:

  • Band of Sisters by Annette Lyon
  • Crossfire by Traci Hunter Abramson
  • The Musician’s Daughter by Susanne Dunlap
  • Gregor and the Overlander 5 book series by Suzanne Collins
  • Lucky Change by Susan Law Corpany
  • Hometown Girl by Michelle Ashman Bell
  • Heroes of the Fallen by David J. West

The book that most disappointed me in 2010 was Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins. I just did not like it. I hated the ending and how Pres. Snow died. (Sadly I had a much more grisly end planned for him in my mind.) I was left feeling so unsatisfied and cheated by this third book. What happened to Prim just made me hate the ending even more. I just remember closing the book and shaking my head. I am doing it right now. **sigh** Hunger Games is on my all time top 10 list, but Mockingjay wasn’t even close.

After I read my fellow LDSWBR sisters lists, I realized that there were so many of their favorites I wanted to read but didn’t get to. Next year, you will probably see some of their favorites on my top 10 list.

Jan 262010
 
Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:

  • Grab your current read
  • Open to a random page
  • Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
  • BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
  • Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR lists if they like your teasers!
Shanda’s Teaser:

“Interrupting the silence, she questioned without thinking. ‘Hey, Brax, other than your father, why don’t you have any pictures of your family up?’ She studied him curiously.
He had to give Kennedy some credit. She definitely didn’t miss much, and she wasn’t afraid to speak her mind.”
Divinely Designed by Rachel Renee Anderson, page 61
Sheila’s Teaser:

“I see dead bodies all the time in the mortuary,” I said, “and I think that that’s fine- Mom and Margaret have worked there for years, and they’re not serial killers.So I see lots of live people, and I see lots of dead people, but I’ve never actually seen a live person turn into a dead one. I’m…curious.”

“And the scene of the crime is the closest you can get without committing a crime scene yourself?”

“Yes,” I said.

I Am Not a Serial Killer by Dan Wells
Leave your teaser in the comments!